WARLOCK FACTS

Animist · Post by **Animist** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 12:43 am

"WoW" stands for "World of Warlocks".

Warlocks don't log out. They turn invisible.

Warlock minions have their own minions.

Mages can conjure food and water. Warlocks can conjure mages.

When you plow through a warlock's health bar, he does not die. He just reveals another health bar.

Warlock DPS numbers are expressed in scientific notation.

The Bene Gesserit know that Fear is the mind killer. Warlocks had to teach them at it is, in fact, the big death.

When you see a warlock, you run away. Sometimes it was your own idea.

Sun Microsystems does not put the "dot" in "dot com". Warlocks do.

Kathadia · Post by **Kathadia** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:12 am

The only reason the scoreboard in PvP battlegrounds has a "killing blows" column is so that non-warlocks have someplace where they have a chance.

Animist · Post by **Animist** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:46 am

Disconnections aren't the fault of your Internet Service Provider. They are caused by Shadow Bolt crits.

"Raid" content is called that because once upon a time, there was a warlock named Raid.

Shadow priests have to give mana to other people. Warlocks get to keep it all to themselves.

Tachion · Post by **Tachion** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 11:57 am

The only reason someone said they defeated a warlock in PVP is because that warlock was a moron.

Spindley · Post by **Spindley** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 1:50 pm

I would say the only reason they defeated that warlock in pvp was because he was AFK.

Gadera · Post by **Gadera** » Fri Nov 02, 2007 2:06 pm

More like he got bored and killed himself