4 Bru... Possibly the most retarded song ever!

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4 Bru... Possibly the most retarded song ever!

Post#1 » Wed May 28, 2008 12:42 am

I wrote a song for Bru... Sung to the beat of "Handlebars"... And as you will see in a minute, I actually have no skills. haha...

I can heal your raid with my leet chain heals
My leet chain heals
My leet chain heals

I can heal your raid with my leet chain heals
My leet chain heals
My leet chain heals

Look at me, look at me
Like you never seen a naked blueberry
SURPRISED
And I'm a YaWA healer
Even when the damage is all spikedy
I'm one bad ass healing blue mofo
Topping healing charts I think its a record
I can do it with one button plus control
And I can hit it with right click together
I stack my gear with a plus eighteen healing gem
I can tell you how to heal Solarian
I hear all the people saying please heal us
And I'm proud I may get to see Illidan
Me and Brulan can heal Malacrass
Me and Brulan wrote the healing book
And guess how long it took
I can heal anything that I want cuz, look:

I can heal unlike a gnome
Unlike a gnome
Unlike a gnome

I see your faces getting melted to the bone
To the bone
To the bone

Look at me, Look at me
Just called to say its good to be a blueberry
SURPRISED
In the crazy Outland world
All pimped out with 2000 healing
I can grind through mobs but its a bore
I can grind honor but I need vasoline
I can get arena ratings twenty sixty four
With my team Kicking Spleens
I can make mounts that are robotic
I can make tanks survive raiding conditions
I know that healings my business
And I can make you wanna buy my product
Tanks, DPS and other healers
Me and Brulan understand our features
Two point five second cast thats my rhythm
And I don't need no shadow priest for assistance

I can heal the raid while talking on my telephone
On my telephone
On my telephone

I make the other healers sit and drool
Sit and drool
Sit and drool

Look at me, look at me
Healing and I won't stop
And it feels good to be
Alive and on top
My reach is global
My heals secure
My cause is noble
My chain heal so pure
I can heal all across Azeroths nations
Or let'em all die in desperation
Have'em all ganked leavin lacerations
Have'em all killed by rogues that are assassination
I can not heal you just after you've risen
Just because I don't like'em and
I may not heal you with or without permission
I have it all under my command

I can use my chain heal with a single click
A single click
A single click

And I can hit a target within forty yards
Within forty yards
Within forty yards

I can end a raid if my chain heal is lost
Chain heal is lost
Chain heal is lost
Chain heal is lost
Chain heal is lost
Chain heal is lost
Chain heal is lost

I can heal your raid with my leet chain heals
My leet chain heals
My leet chain heals

I can heal your raid with my leet chain heals
My leet chain heals
My leet chain heals
Shhh! Theres a dead horde in my trunk. Wanna see it? Fuck around and you'll be it.

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Post#2 » Wed May 28, 2008 8:23 am

OMG. I love you. Have my babies?

QQ I miss you already =(
No.

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Post#3 » Wed May 28, 2008 10:54 am

OMG... someone record that and put it on YouTube.

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Post#4 » Wed May 28, 2008 1:10 pm

Brulan wrote:OMG. I love you. Have my babies?


Bru, I would be honored.

Guen... Have mine?
Shhh! Theres a dead horde in my trunk. Wanna see it? Fuck around and you'll be it.

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Post#5 » Wed May 28, 2008 1:18 pm

this song makes my nipples stiff
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Post#6 » Wed May 28, 2008 1:28 pm

And what talented babies they would be.

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Post#7 » Wed May 28, 2008 2:55 pm

this song makes my nipples stiff


I had an erection the whole time I was writing... So I understand.

And what talented babies they would be.


So thats a yes? WOOT!!! They shall be the most epic babies ever... EVER!!!
Shhh! Theres a dead horde in my trunk. Wanna see it? Fuck around and you'll be it.

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