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Ginxx
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IM BORED!!!

Post by Ginxx » Fri Dec 19, 2008 4:54 pm

Someone talk about something!

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Gig
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Post by Gig » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:07 pm

i like beavers
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Post by Stask » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:11 pm

I'd quote the longest monologue in history from the play Waiting for Godot, but I'm too lazy to look it up on the Internet and copy and paste it here.

It really is a long-ass monologue, it's one actor speaking nonstop for at least 3 or 4 minutes, if not longer.
"I am unworthy of any respect. True story." -Brulan

Recorded for posterity. He had no idea how right he was.

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Post by Ecnailla » Fri Dec 19, 2008 5:19 pm

I like vagina.

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Post by Brulan » Fri Dec 19, 2008 6:51 pm

I like Ekn's vagina.

Oh, and I love lamp.
No.

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Gig
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Post by Gig » Fri Dec 19, 2008 7:23 pm

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Post by Guenever » Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:32 pm

Psh...Godot is no where near what I'd call a long monologue. I have two memorized that are over 8 minutes. And there's one in "The Rimers of Eldritch" that's over 20. But I do hate Beckett.


"Shall we go?" "Let's"

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IMajorSmall
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Post by IMajorSmall » Sat Dec 20, 2008 1:53 pm

Then there's always Strom Thurmond's filibuster against the Civil Rights act of 1957... I've yet to find a transcript... then again I doubt anybody paid attention to the whole thing anyway.
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Post by zephar » Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:08 am

anus says what
I crit perception so hard that I could see why people love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

" I saw a baby [ panda ] sneeze in a video and it telepathicly gave me a bonar. Cosmic Powers "

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Post by Ecnailla » Sun Dec 21, 2008 5:27 am

what?

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Post by Stask » Sun Dec 21, 2008 1:57 pm

exactly
"I am unworthy of any respect. True story." -Brulan

Recorded for posterity. He had no idea how right he was.

Ecnailla
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Post by Ecnailla » Sun Dec 21, 2008 2:28 pm

stask has a popsicle stick in his bum.

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Post by Stask » Sun Dec 21, 2008 7:36 pm

Ecnailla wrote:stask has a popsicle stick in his bum.
Ekn has an elephant's member in his bum.
"I am unworthy of any respect. True story." -Brulan

Recorded for posterity. He had no idea how right he was.

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