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Brulan
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Best post ever

Post by Brulan » Wed Dec 31, 2008 10:46 am

Enjoy

A sampling...

SHAMAN TALENT
Childlust
Enhancement tree, instant cast

Your uncontrollable urge for tweens sends you on a rampage, increasing all damage you deal by 10% for Y seconds, but stacking Guilt debuffs on you, which slow your movement speed exponentially. You sweat like Di/ck Cheney at a rap concert in Compton, and for the life of you you cannot seem to stop google-searching images of McCullay Culkin in his early acting years.
No.

Ecnailla
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WoW character race: Draenei
WoW character class: Paladin
WoW character gender: Male
WoW character level: 70

Post by Ecnailla » Wed Dec 31, 2008 11:23 am

Rogue Talent:
Rape
Finishing move
Requires 2 combo points
Causes no damage, but removes targets will to live
Can only be used on a sapped target in conjunction with preparation. This move does not remove you from stealth. Target is affected with the permanent debuff "shame"*. Target has a chance to detect you, breaking stealth and allowing your target to report you to a GM and get you banned for life. Only 30% of all players report being raped. GM cannot remove debuff.

*Special Note: Shame can be removed if the target rapes the original attacker.

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