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Jizz in my pants

Post by Elvenbane » Sun Apr 26, 2009 1:55 pm

It's the thought that counts, not how many people die because of it.
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Post by zephar » Sun Apr 26, 2009 6:46 pm

YO THIS IS OLD SON
I crit perception so hard that I could see why people love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

" I saw a baby [ panda ] sneeze in a video and it telepathicly gave me a bonar. Cosmic Powers "

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Post by Ecnailla » Sun Apr 26, 2009 7:25 pm

I jizz in my pant anytime you're next to me, and when we're holdn hands, its like having sex to me, you say that I'm premature, I just call it extacy, I wear a rubber at all times - its a necessity...
cuz I jizz...in...my pants...

For anyone who is out of touch like EB... please also watch:
Like a Boss
On a boat
Laser cats
People Getting Punched (right before they eat stuff)

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Post by Arlan » Sun Apr 26, 2009 9:40 pm

I liked I'm on a Boat better.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R7yfISlGLNU

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Post by Guenever » Mon Apr 27, 2009 1:07 am

"Look Around You" Best series ever.

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Post by Stask » Mon Apr 27, 2009 6:40 pm

Ecnailla wrote:I jizz in my pant anytime you're next to me, and when we're holdn hands, its like having sex to me, you say that I'm premature, I just call it extacy, I wear a rubber at all times - its a necessity...
cuz I jizz...in...my pants...
Zeph, you're a poet!

You're a really bad poet, but you're a poet. :-D
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Post by Elvenbane » Mon Apr 27, 2009 7:30 pm

Stask wrote:Zeph, you're a poet!

You're a really bad poet, but you're a poet. :-D
Yes... I go through life confusing Zeph and Ekn all the time...
It's the thought that counts, not how many people die because of it.
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Post by Ecnailla » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:24 pm

me too...


I almost punched the mirror this morning, then remembered I was me, not zeph. Not that I wan't to punch zeph, just...like... i mean, you flip on a light at 6am and he is in your bathroom, I'd punch any of you fuckers. and yes, there is a apostrophe in wan't now. Note it.

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Post by zephar » Mon Apr 27, 2009 10:51 pm

Whenever your shower curtain in closed, that means I'm hiding in there
I crit perception so hard that I could see why people love Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

" I saw a baby [ panda ] sneeze in a video and it telepathicly gave me a bonar. Cosmic Powers "

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Post by Ecnailla » Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:11 pm

/cry


I have a stand up shower with a glass door.


NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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Post by Gnomerman » Tue Apr 28, 2009 8:03 am

I'm flippin burgers, while your flippin copies :p
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Post by Kalianna » Tue Apr 28, 2009 9:26 am

lol to you all, I'm flippin women. HAWT
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Please someone, give me the knowledge to only Blink when I should.

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Post by Stask » Tue Apr 28, 2009 4:38 pm

Ugh, I confused posters again. That's embarassing.

I still stand by my statement that Zeph is a poet, though. His wordsmithing skillz are not to be denied.

But it looks like Ekn has wordsmithing skillz of his own now too.

Does this mean that with Zeph and Ekn having so much in common, they'll both be rolling around in the shower together?
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Post by Ecnailla » Tue Apr 28, 2009 5:22 pm

It's not nice to tease.

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Post by Elvenbane » Fri May 15, 2009 7:00 pm

It's the thought that counts, not how many people die because of it.
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